snake pull

To masturbate a penis. This can include a male jerking it or a female giving a male a hand job.

1. I think I am going to go on the internet and perform a snake pull. 2. I think it is time for a snake pull.

by midwolf January 03, 2010

chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.

That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.

by Jaw bless Busker May 19, 2016

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 April 19, 2016

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal March 25, 2014

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 20, 2020

drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 10, 2008