a fat white boy who probably has a big ass. He is probably jewish and gets no bitches. He probably has big man titties and has big feet. He proably posts pictures on feetfindr and proably has a tiny cock.
by ling-ling bing chilling March 23, 2023
Get the Adam seedmug. by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023
Get the tornado seedsmug. by cumluvrr May 2, 2022
Get the seed chasermug. To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.
P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
by elktf2 January 11, 2022
Get the Sunflower seedmug. by ANTHONYnMs December 13, 2017
Get the Seedmug. by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
Get the John sunflower seedsmug. Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
I was a seed skimmer last night.
Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
Get the seed skimmermug.