Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

puff and fuck

When you get smacked and hook up afterwards.

Man last nights puff and fuck was bomb as hell.

by Velezie June 16, 2017

Sprinkle puff

A large man with the face of someone you don't want to fuck with but that has a graceful feminine side that will bake you a cake and crochet you a blanket. Usually has a sprinkle of salt and pepper in his hair.

Thank god we didn't mess with that Sprinkle Puff!

by Lindsey4615 July 2, 2017

Nose Puff

When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.

*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*

by Biblorino November 20, 2017

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016

puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

Huff a Puff

To smoke a cigarette

I'm going to huff a puff; be right back.

by ColonelBiscuits August 25, 2013