puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...
by StripedSocks June 09, 2019
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phiggilly-puff

When your fingering a female that seems hairy a hair ball comes out of Vagina. During Ejaculation
This bitch hairy asf and she had a Phiggilly-Puff... Bruh wtf
by johnthekillerb January 07, 2015
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Souffle Puff

An overabundance of belly and/or back fat that protrudes beyond the confines of one's waistband, creating a soft landing place for a crop top or undersized t-shirt. Akin to a muffin top but grotesquely larger, wobblier and smellier.
Ugh! Girl, that ain't no muffin top, that's a fully risen souffle puff. Lemme get you a bigger shirt.
by bettybop April 18, 2011
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Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.
Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!
by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017
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Nose Puff

When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.
*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*
by Biblorino November 20, 2017
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puff dick

A straight man's dick that flinches in the presence of pussy homo closetman
Hey dude have u fucked that bird yet . No dude . Are you a fucking puff dick or what ?
by Mauf56 April 11, 2020
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Curry Puffs

Introducing our new product, curry puffs. Stop eating all of them Arhan your making them out of stock. Anyways it is a creamy, delicious product that you can eat with daddy long lets or just play pubg and eat curry with your friends. Available in 3 different flavours in your nearest Indian store Bobs in cheese.
*reloads glock* bang bang! finally I can ass cream with Sanjeet and afford to drink cock. Fuck you arhan. Curry Puffs, there so stupid they will but it.
by sexy mama oooooooof May 24, 2021
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