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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.
I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.
by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018
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Murphy

A dog that is usually chill and calm. Loves to lay on there owners bed, and loves lay on you. A Murphy loves to eat food and is a one of a kind dog. He is usually a golden doodle but loves attention
I love Murphy!!
by ewilliams2218 November 18, 2021
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Murphy

Military slang for gasoline, possibly from the discount gas chain, Murphy Oil, which is part of the Walmart chain of stores.
The HUMVEE won't run. It's out of murphy.
by TheBigBlueFrog May 7, 2018
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Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.
Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
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Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though
yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky
by yohohoho May 23, 2022
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Murphy

A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.

Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
“Honey, Don’t forget to slip on Fido’ s Murphy when you take him out to potty”
by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019
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