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mooch the pooch

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To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.
"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008
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Moonpies, The

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Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.
The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.
by LAURi* May 13, 2005
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When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
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A kinky ass sex term
After I Moogle there's no boogle
1.Hey have you two moogled the boogle yet😏??
2.Hey man I bet that girl can moogle the boogle.
by HeyyyitsL August 10, 2017
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Bad Moon on the Rise

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Apparently, the top definition tells us it means when a girl's ass is hanging out of her pants.

Instead of using normal words to describe this, retarded people from the mean streets of harlem or whatever, decided to use some "urban" funky words. 99% of the slang that exists is fucking stupid, i mean, what the fuck is shizzle my nizzle, for the good of humankind, if you ever hear that phrase mutter, shove your fist at speed into whoever said it's mouth.

This is stupid, bad moon on the rise, is derived from the Creedence song, Bad Moon Rising. Its a phrase used to describe a bad omen, or bad things on the horizon.
When people bastardise normal words for such a stupid phenomenon, i see the Bad Moon on the Rise.

Yeah, shut up with your stupid made up slang, fuckfaces.
by bastardo_bill September 9, 2004
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moose on the table

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Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.
"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"
by aba March 28, 2005
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Moose On The Loose

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When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.
Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?
by Aggieballer33 October 5, 2017
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