the midwest

the middle of America, also known as the "bread basket" of America. It is the land of Walmart, BBQs, and mini vans.

Iowa is in the midwest, it has many Walmarts and mini vans.

by hahaha your face December 2, 2007

Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"

by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.

Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.

by ExitOut August 7, 2014

The Middle

The Middle is a funny show. The characters are Axl, Brick, Mike, Frankie, Sue, Brad, Cindy, Sean, and more.

John: I am watching The Middle tonight at 6:30
David: That sounds good

by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020

The Michigan Motorboat

It is a sexual act usually following after the act of fellatio. The man will then proceed to ejaculate into a crevice created by her wedging her breasts together. After the process of ejaculation he sticks his face into the breasts covered with his own semen and wish washles around.

Dude, she gave me head and I totally gave her the Michigan Motorboat.

No way dude.

Ya I can still taste it.

by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

The Minister's Cat

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.

We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!

by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013