Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.

Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"

by Danbits February 08, 2013

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Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 04, 2021

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mis-serve

To ration (something) on a biased or false logic.

“Don’t mis-serve your own needs.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

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mi fim

someone who is smart and very intelligent

the person writing this is very mi fim

by mi fim August 07, 2021

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Ay mi universo

This is a non-religious, agnostic, atheist phrase to express "Oh my God" in Spanish, but replacing "God" with "Universe" instead, so "Oh my Universe", or, "My Universe!". Sometime it is said as "Ay universo mío!

Esta es una frase no religiosa, agnóstica y atea para expresar "Oh Dios mío" en español, pero reemplazando "Dios" por "Universo", entonces "Ay mi universo", o "¡Mi Universo!". Alguna vez se dice como "¡Ay universo mío!

¡Ay mi universo! ¿Qué la puta verga fue eso...?

Ay mi universo... No no no.....

Ay mi universo... ¿¡qué carajo me dijiste!?

by LingDanc803 September 15, 2023

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