mud queen

a woman who prefers to sail the skin boat up the fudge canal instead of the tuna river.

I introduced anal sex to my wife with the help of a vibrator, and now she's a mud queen. It's a love story!

by metro east bastard October 14, 2006

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Mud Pretzel

My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career

Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.

by .Woody April 12, 2009

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Mud Butt

Simply put, diarhea, a horrible shit that you cant hold in any longer.Commonly used on the Chappelles Show.

Aw shit, I knew I shouldnt have ate that burger, now I got Mud butt and no place to shit.

by neverrusty October 23, 2006

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Mud Baby

A person whose personality and/or physical appearance is so vile and repulsive that it inconceivable that they originated in a human womb. The only explanation for their existence is that they spontaneously arose from a pile of mud and/or fecal matter.

Nancy Grace is a mud baby, and so is that annoying chubby woman on her show that quotes Shakespeare.

by KingWolfos August 6, 2008

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mud gut

The state of ones gut after a night (or morning) of prolonged beer consumption. The term is closely related to the typical consistency of "beer shit."

Sorry, I can't go bowling today because I have mud gut. *defecates*

by Wuhhhhhh May 1, 2009

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