A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.
Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS
Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*
by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. by ieaph April 22, 2011
Get the jordanmug. she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back
Person 1: hey I love your hair!
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.