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jeff molina

Jeff Molina is an MMA fighter currently fighting in the UFC’s flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and sources say he has the biggest dick in entire UFC.
Did you watch Jeff Molina’s fight? He’s a title contender for sure.
by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021
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sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory
ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget
by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020
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high jeff

A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.
*friend walks into room* Oh, high Jeff!
by fisher2 November 11, 2019
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Jeff Lawrence

This name sounds like a silent letter in a word, silent but meaningful and necessary. When he's comfortable with you and you are already close with each other, he may be loud too. A funnyman. Romantic, almost everyone wants to have a Jeff Lawrence in their lives. Someone who is too nice, so be careful. You may fall for his weirdness. Rest assured, you'll be at peace when you're with him.
There's just something unexplainable about Jeff Lawrence, on how these women and men turn their heads back on him, jaw dropped.
by Mr.ssavvy March 10, 2022
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Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.
God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!
by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017
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Jeffs Screenshots

You're just about as real as jeffs screenshots.
by Tara June 24, 2016
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Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"
by jeff roller July 1, 2015
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