January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

7th January

This is the best day for people to be born on!

Hey its 7th January, my besties birthday, she's literally the best!!

by Annies DREAM December 7, 2021

January 2nd

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u

Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd

by asethic_helper December 31, 2020

January 21

International Slap a Ginger Day

Person 1: *smacks Robert*
Robert: What did you do that for?

Person 1: Cuz’ its January 21, my favorite holiday

by TheWolfWhoCriedBoy January 21, 2022