Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise

Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.

by Hobo Max July 8, 2022

hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010

Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless

She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets

by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019

hobo burger

A burger that emerged in the great depression. it is beef, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tinfoil placed by a fire for a time while they cook. Then you add a bun then it is one of the best burgers you'll ever eat.

Yeah, we made hobo burgers for dinner last night, they were amazing!

by stingray1010 February 1, 2018

Hobo Frogger

When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.

Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.

by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019