by nevelpapperlady September 25, 2018
Get the Herpmug. Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!
STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!
YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!
STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!
YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!
Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”
by Magherra June 22, 2025
Get the Herpesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
Get the Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.
by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018
Get the El herpesmug. When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
Get the work herpesmug. by Rick O' Shea June 5, 2018
Get the Herpes cavemug. Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug.