Inability to think clearly due to negative emotional state and/or physical illness, thus giving the afflicted the feeling of wandering through a thick fog like in the old Wolfman movies.
After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
by GBorden April 18, 2014
Get the Wolfman Fogmug. by Spoogs August 30, 2018
Get the Scummy fog hatmug. Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. by Doo doo 4 u February 11, 2025
Get the bluenana fog it boxmug. the epitome of high school peer pressure. the shadiest disposable vape of its kind.
it’s a stick. you suck on it. nicotine comes out. you get addicted. you buy more. you go broke. you develop a cough. you get cancer. you cant afford health care because america. you die. don’t vape kids.
it’s a stick. you suck on it. nicotine comes out. you get addicted. you buy more. you go broke. you develop a cough. you get cancer. you cant afford health care because america. you die. don’t vape kids.
by guitaristwithoutapurpose November 23, 2021
Get the mr fogmug. When an average/ugly woman is completely overshadowed by a hot one. Usually happens when they take a picture together, and the hotter one makes the uglier one look 100x worse by comparison. Its male version is “mogged”. Both terms are frequently used by the looksmaxxing comunity.
by jackiebobmaggie January 4, 2024
Get the foggedmug. I London fogged her twice!!
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
Get the London fogmug.