Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

Flutes

AMAZING. INSTRUMENTS.

BETTER THAN CLARINETS.

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..

by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022