Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

DILL DEW

When your member smells like meldew

Pulling my pants down to piss I smell dill dew

by mantis422 September 24, 2018

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

DEW

DIRECT ENERGY WEAPON. A surveillance and weapon of war currently being developed by the United States Department of Defense. As of May 2023 this weapon is being used against citizens of the United States. Most of the 3 letter agencies utilize DEW capabilities. FBI DEA ATF CBP DHS NSA. In its SURVEILLANCE capacity the ELECTRO MAGNETIC BEAMS can see thru walls. These DEW operate from 500 ft and higher.

FBI been using DEW on me going on 6 years.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023