Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 8, 2014

Ill

Used often in Shakespearean plays and often meaning “wicked”. Adopted by Rock music artists at first then spread over into the Hip Hop genre prior to becoming a popular street slang and used in both positive and negative connotations

Let’s get ill.

by D Jay Cee Mobile Entertainment December 12, 2018

wtf-ill

wat tha fuck i look like

Crackhead: aye man i got these cheesburgers buy em and i'll suck yo dick
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill

by Rufus Davis March 11, 2010

ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

ill

Sicker than sick

That clock is ill.

by username_123 August 15, 2016

Mental Illness

I don't have any.

Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025