Wake Tech 

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...

GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!

Wake Tech by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009

New Mexico Tech 

some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

New Mexico Tech by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005

indian tech support 

Some cunts who call your phone and steal your money

I just got called by a indian tech support, he almost took 1 000$ from me

indian tech support by Kloody klee May 4, 2017

HVAC Tech 

Rumored to be an immortal god, capable of preform task deemed impossible by man. One that is capable of fixing the most fucked up shit dreamed by man. See also god

The HVAC Tech fixed my A/C unit and made my wife shut up.

HVAC Tech by HVACgod July 9, 2021

Don Estringe High Tech Middle School 

Don Estringe. Known for their expensive ass campus and their good blend of njb, TikTok thots, lesbians, smart sluts, and more school archetypes but with a boca Raton twist.

Oh I go to Don Estringe High Tech Middle School sooo

Don Estringe High Tech Middle School by Zozowitduhbowbow May 29, 2019

GENO Tech 

a highly specialized university where military personnel are given preferential consideration during admission. once all transcripts and other academic papers are faxed, they are accepted within that day.

After my tour in Iraq, I text messaged GENO Tech and was told I was accepted. Done deal, boss.

GENO Tech by GENOcyde January 17, 2008

Michigan Tech 

The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?

"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"

"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"

Michigan Tech by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012