There was a young fellow named keith
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
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1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.
2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.
2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.
1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.
2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.
2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.
by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007
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Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.
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