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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023
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White Russian Teabag

To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"
by Jenna-Cyde February 4, 2023
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German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.
During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.
by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023
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Teabag

Not knowing what to do, and always goes to others.
Person 1: "Darren, if the teabag damages anything, ring me right away."
by number1sidebudDC December 3, 2023
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Iranian Teabag

A rather aggressive sexual maneuver in which a male subject encourages the receiver to lay down on a flat surface on their back. Then, the male subject places his knees on the receivers arms to restain them. Next, the male subject pinches the nose of the receiver, causing them to open their mouth and gasp for air. Lastly, the male subject inserts their scrotum into the mouth of the receiver, forcing the receiver to inhale the nutsack.
I met this girl who was inti aggressive sex and gave her in Iranian Teabag on the first date! Her big gasp for air was met with my sweaty ballsack it was awesome!
by Eddie Quesadilla December 15, 2023
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