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Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead
hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?
by methplz May 2, 2025
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
mugGet the Social Tamponmug.

Tampon

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.
by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023
mugGet the Tamponmug.

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
mugGet the Tampon Timmug.

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.
by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007
mugGet the tampon tipmug.

Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally
The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.
by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018
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Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.
Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.
by Jxckson April 1, 2022
mugGet the Black Market Tamponmug.

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