Max

A Dickhead from Ukraine! Has no dick but a pussy

Max is sooo lesbian!

by Maximus560 October 17, 2018

Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!

girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!

by lovelycookie June 25, 2018

Max

Max is typically a big dickhead and when you meet him you like him for some reason he will allways make a bunch of fucking sex jokes he also has a small penis that you can mock him for they allways do

Max is a smally dicky boy

by BIGGESTDICKBENJIMIN December 24, 2018

Max

A gay ass nibba who takes it in the ass with a dildo

Person: "damn that Max is a gay ass nibba"

by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018

Max

Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!

Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.

by Randomeguy125$ September 2, 2019

Max

Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max

Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......

by Amanda minder March 26, 2020

max

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yeah definetelelelleleleley

by polloAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 3, 2020