Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 21, 2011

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.
It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.
by Awesomest77 August 18, 2013

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.
by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014

by dabutious October 6, 2020

That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.
by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.
John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.
by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010
