Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023
Get the Dual Action Strapmug. by The slangisst January 27, 2022
Get the Strapsmug. 1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. “Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017
Get the Strap Eating Goddessmug. by Stacerson September 27, 2025
Get the Dirt strapmug. An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.
by t41xicq September 28, 2017
Get the strap teasermug. stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse
by Niggem May 10, 2024
Get the stay strappedmug.