GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

billy 2 straps

A person in the 90's-00's who wore both backpack straps and was deemed a loser

Look at Adam over there with his Billy 2 straps

by niceonemate April 24, 2014

Cunt strap

A cunt strap is amazing word for a females underwear

As men struggle to determine what you call female underwear there is now a word you are welcome
Creater : Dylan the big cock friend
Also Teoman you stink u cat piss prick

“Hey sue what’s that in your drawer
“Oh it’s my new cunt strap”

by The abuse bastard October 5, 2019

beef straps

A food..

Those beef straps taste good.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

The Jap Strap

It is the jap strap

i pulled out the jap strap and went in deep

by Jake pauls cousin April 25, 2022

Side Strap

An ordinary strap held sideways is a side strap, lots of gangstas use this technique, it's the most G thing you can possibly do.
While you side strap with one hand, best form requires your other hand to be down near your draws, even clutching your groin if you're feeling particularly gangsta.
The act of performing a side strap is called side strapping.

G #1: When I aim my gat, I side strap it, that's the G thing to do.
G #2: Hell yeah, I'm always side strapping my gat.

by jcfoolsdefiningshit June 22, 2021

strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.

Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.

by im u fucking sadist17 September 28, 2021