steel monkies

wen a guys testicles arent hanging down buy wen your sack is kind of shriveled

oh my god lindsay tried to kick me in the balls but it didnt hurt because i had steel monkies

by melvin or taco bell January 20, 2009

fLiNt & sTeEl

Something completely random, put it in a random sentance to get attention. came from the minecraft movie trailer

Yeah, I failed the quiz
You know what else failed the quiz? fLiNt & sTeEl

by wearemen March 31, 2025

thomas lee steele

An absolute baddie that is consistently accused of slaying the runway. Has a super cute baddie girlfriend named hazel so paws off. is part time gay for the homies but is accepted for it. when asked what his favorite activities included, he stated: Talking to hazel, hanging out with hazel, and banging his homies. favorite foods: rizz ravioli, huzz hotdogs, and alpha apples. prefers apples to be skinned and cut into cubes. bonus points if cubes have hazels name tattooed onto them with permanent marker. Wishes to look like beyonce in a pink wig for his future career.

thomas lee steele is definitely from ohio

by thehuzzness December 14, 2024

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Edward Steel

A total badass who loves videos, games peanut butter, and sushi. Enjoys making girls smiling while still managing to be a bit awkward . A big goof. Usually looks great in glasses.

Edward Steel, stolen my heart.

by DemonicSpirit00 August 28, 2021