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slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.
When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.
by Stew March 31, 2005
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cunt soldier

KUNT-SOL-JeR

Definition 1: Noun.
a degrading worthless less than a woman, person or object.

Definition 2: Verb.
A dance in which you grab your cat and toss it in the air while chanting "Putt yoo pussaaay in da airr"

Definition 3: Adj.
A rough hairy surface in which you put coasters on.
Def. 1- "hell yeah, Steph is a cunt soldier! She is on Mike's jock erryday foo"

Def. 2- "Na nigga, that party was thowwweeed! everyone started doing the cunt soldier! I ALMOST GOT SCRATCHED!"

Def. 3- "Hey, do you think you can use one of my cunt soldiers for your drink? I like to keep my tables legit"
by JohnMayerIsINWALLSS January 23, 2009
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Soldier Main

A stupid piece of garbage that dwells in their mom's basement who thinks they're really good at the game but in reality they just got a crocket.
Soldier Main: Wow i am so good at this game!
Me: no
by BigStupidIdiot May 27, 2021
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reserve soldier

A man that a woman is not currently dating, usually either an ex-boyfriend, a former fuck buddy or a one-night stand, that she still keeps in her phone in case of a sudden need for emergency sex.

A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.

See also booty call.
After her fuck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, Megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her sexual frustration.
by sweetcherrypies November 18, 2009
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Back Door Slider

whenever you transition to da butt sex position or da doggy styles. usually renders a women unable to sit for 3 days.....
Will: Wow Burto...Chris really did work on her butt.

Burto: yea i hear that he gave Kiera the Back Door Slider...

Will: ROUGH!
by William Hake October 16, 2008
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Slider

A slider is the act of defecating with the utmost ease. Sit down and it slides right out with no evidence on the first wipe. The best days.

Also knows as the "Porcelain pit stop"
Yo dude, how'd it come out?
Slider, baby!
by ODubya July 12, 2004
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seattle slider

when your girlfriend releases her coffee enema onto your chest and proceeds to grind herself in it. seattle's variation of the cleveland steamer.
Sally surprised Jimmy with a Seattle Slider the other day when she was straddling his face.
by havno February 14, 2006
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