Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024

scattlepop

When someone is sucking the life out of the party. In other words, a party pooper.

"Stop being such a scattlepop and take a shot "

by tyler greer December 6, 2023

Seattle hotdog

When a man is having sec with a woman from behind and right at the moment of climax, he pulls out and sprays a Mondo Squeezer drink all over her back. Leaving everyone sticky and nobody satisfied.

How did Brett die? He was giving her the ole Seattle Hotdog and things took a turn.

by Rick Handshake March 10, 2024

Seattle Supersonic

Not to be confused with the former NBA team.

Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.

My dream is to give Tyler, the Creator's gigantic ass ears a Seattle Supersonic!

by kimchijames March 22, 2024

Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.

Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024

Seattle See-Saw

Two women are sitting on a man lying on the bed. One woman is sitting on his face, and the other is on his lower body. They move up and down like a seesaw.

OMG Kate - doing the Seattle See-Saw was so fun!
I can’t believe Karl let us hit the Seattle See-Saw on him last night

by Mousey Deeghan April 2, 2024

Seattle Freak Star

A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.

Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.

by dieharden April 28, 2024