chowder snake

a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.

That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.

by Jaw bless Busker May 18, 2016

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

snake power

When someone tells off someone else purposley to get them to do what they want

Jenny: Alice pick up my cards you pushed on the floor
Alice: no
Jenny:I'm using the snake power
(Jenny tells teacher)
Teacher:Alice pick up the cards you pushed on the floor

by Foreveryung November 29, 2013

drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

by Just_R June 9, 2018

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal May 2, 2014

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 19, 2020