Smoking Gun

When your dick is all gross after sex

No time to shower after sex this morning so I went to work with a smoking gun.

by ProsNCons4ever November 4, 2015

sloping forehead

Someone who is quick at making decisions. These decisions might not always be they best. They are generally the best entrepreneurs, due to the ability of thinking fast and in many ways. Can be fool hardy but with experience there judgement get better. Let's face it....In an environment that constantly demands change and adaptability, they excel.

It's a fact. Sloping Forehead. Neanderthal.

by Jay CHROMEO April 5, 2016

smoking gun

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 8, 2005

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 9, 2009

Scoping

Eavesdropping over a conversation

Guy 1 : so many people were scoping over your with Miley Cirus

Nicki Manaj : I know hey

by Brat 100 March 21, 2016

Smoking the brown

Smoking the brown: the act of blowing smoke in to a humans or animals anus. They then fart it back into your mouth and you inhale deeply

'i was smoking the brown last night untill she splash farted in my face'

by LtKush August 2, 2019