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Taiwan Smile

When you get a sharp blade and make 4 cuts at the four compass points on someone's ass hole and then stamp on the victim's lower abdomen so that they're forced to shit their ass wide open.
They just gave that dude a Taiwan Smile! He shit his ass hole past his shoulders!

I'll just tuck my tea towel into the holder right here... OMFG, it's not a tea towel holder, it's a Taiwan Smile!

Dude, I didn't know Predator lived in your ass? Hey I'm self conscious about that, I told you I got given a Taiwan Smile by your dad.
by x1stman September 4, 2014
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Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.
"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."
by IFLEMV September 12, 2013
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smile bites

two peircings in both corners of your mouth
"Did you see that guy with smile bites?!"
by KimberleyDiane May 8, 2008
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Smile Pause

When having a phone conversation, the person on the other line stops talking and you can clearly tell that they are smiling. Usually preceded by a compliment or joke.
I was talking to this girl last night and I told her how amazing and cute she was; I was stoked to hear she gave me a smile pause.
by YourDork March 23, 2009
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smietanko

A coke smoking hippie who pretends to understand Physics. Often seen with more than one woman in his arms in a single night.
I saw that smietanko last night... I heard he quang'd some chick
by Redcliffe2010 May 27, 2010
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Smile Bringer

One who brings smiles to a persons face without effort. Literally a photo or nice text will make one smile.
Hey Erin, You're a smile bringer, you're the best.

My background pic is a smile bringer.
by TBlag April 26, 2011
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smile a lie

to smile while saying something in a such a way that what is being said as a truth turns out to be a lie; to expose a lie by the way one smiles.
He would always smile a lie.
by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012
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