When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 26, 2020
Get the Burpee Slurpeemug. when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
Get the double gluck slurp 8000mug. When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
Get the Georgia Noodle Slurpmug. When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017
Get the Slurp Brainmug. by agw&anc April 19, 2009
Get the Slurp Diseasemug. by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021
Get the Ass Slurpeemug.