Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.

Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.

Pint-sizer by Reel Smart January 10, 2011

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

Grinch-sized load by Mama goose January 6, 2014

Skal - sized 

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

Skal - sized by crimynuts October 24, 2023

Fun sized 

A short girl who everyone loves. She is bubbly, sweet, and bounces around being friends with everybody. She has a great rack and will most likely ask you for piggy back rides.

Becca: Can I have a piggy back ride?
Dude: Of course you can. You're fun sized!

Fun sized by arstdderpvelopment January 3, 2014

Fun Sized 

When one can be picked up and carried anywhere and fucked wherever, similar to the convenience of a fun sized candy bar.

That girl last night was fun sized

Fun Sized by Tallboi92 March 4, 2019

Pocket Sized Porn 

Pocket Sized Porn is Porn played on your pocket sized or mobile device (iPhone, iPod, Zune, iTouch, ect). Porn is sent to your device by web site download or played on your web enabled device.

The web site Pocket Sized Porn offers mobile users both formats. Users can log on to the website PocketSizedPorn from an iPhone and play porn on the iPhone without downloading, or they can connect an iPod to the PC and download from the PC version of the website.

Pocket Sized Porn by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

phil-sized 

1. An excessively large image, in resolution too high to display in the average browser window of a 1280x1024 screen. Usually the subject is a hot chick, and often the high resolution displays less than flattering detail.

2. Any excessive thing in form, or style.

I just got a new phil-sized garage for my 18 cars.

phil-sized by shack November 30, 2004