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Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
by BentheGod October 7, 2020
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Shreedhi

I just couldn’t find a definition of my name so I decided to add one myself lmfao.

Oh it means godess laxmi btw swag so tru 🗣
Example: Shreedhi is such a queen

So tru
by stayrkidss March 28, 2021
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Sheed

That first greasy bowel movement on the morning after a heavy night drinking. The one that seems as if it is going to last forever and destroy the bowl; before that final glorious moment when it ends.

Named after a shit dribbling canberra cooker.
"man i thought that sheed would never end!"
by Anticooker April 1, 2022
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Speed Sexual

When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
by FrostyAHigh June 19, 2022
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speedberry

A player variation of a blueberry in Destiny 2 that tries to speedrun any instance they come into. Usually lacking the skills or gear to properly speedrun and getting themselves killed in the process commonly.

Another trait of speedberries is ignoring the enemies and rushing towards the next checkpoint, pulling the players left behind (usually only just loaded in to the mission) into the new section and causing annoyance.
I hope this run we don't get a speedberry, I need some bounties finished
by CherryCheshire September 15, 2022
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shreedyuti sen

slaynation baddie queen India biogal yasss period.
she is so shreedyuti sen
by lolsybear February 20, 2023
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hobo speedball

smoking a joint and drinking a coffee.
Man... I'm wired from that hobo speedball
by Teddy T-Bone December 9, 2008
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