Revenge shaving

A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.

“How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”

“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”

Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”

by Waterbuffalo94 July 8, 2022

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Shave my nave

Requesting a full shavel of the navel in order to provide a sweeter glide down to the production area. Once the tummy fluff is gone, you can bet it's gonna be a straight trip down to the bone zone.

"Please won't you shave my nave when I glide right in from the rain?"

by JLamprey November 20, 2022

Shave

A term used by UK street gangs to refer to someone being or been stabbed.

He got shaved on his chest 7 times now he's got a scar all down his chest.

Watch when I find him and shave him till he's dead.

by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer

Fuckin dog shave 🪒

by Dogs have September 28, 2022

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022