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I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022
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wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.
Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022
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Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022
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Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.
by BricketGaming December 11, 2021
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Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022
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Shaft sister

When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy
Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"
by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021
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