Severin

Severin is the nicest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. He's kind, smart, funny, athletic, and talented. Severin would always make you smile no matter what he is doing. He likes to read, play games, play sports, and support his friends. Sometimes, he's a little shy and awkward but that just makes you love him more. Severin is love <3

Me: Severin, if you ever see this, I just want you to know that you are always in my heart. I will love you until the day I die.

by milkcometome April 14, 2019

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

EA servers

A shitty game server that disconnects way too often. Especially in FIFA 15.

Person 1: (playing FIFA 15) What the fuck? Why do I keep getting disconnected?
Person 2: Because the EA servers are shit.

by punkrocka February 25, 2015

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

severious

Obviously a crossing of Serious, and Severe. used to punctuate as absolutely dire, or "not joking" statement or situation.

The Condition is Severious..

I am Severious.(when asked about the seriousness, or truthfullness of your statement).

Also, Severiously..

by JTYRHE June 4, 2004

severus

SEVERUS SNAPE (Harry Potter Character)
Born:1960 Died:1998 Special Talents: Occlumency, Legillemens, exceptional Potions and wand abilities; extreme loyalty to those who deserved it

ROMAN HISTORY:
Lucius Septimius Severus (or rarely Severus I) (b. Leptis Magna, April 11, 145 - d. Eboracum, February 4, 211) was a Roman general, and Roman Emperor from April 14, 193 to 211. He was born in what is now the Libyan part of Rome's historic Africa Province, making him the first emperor to be born in the Roman province of Africa

The most misunderstood character in Harry Potter is Professor Severus Snape
Things are never quite as it seems.

by Princess-L May 8, 2008

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005