common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 01, 2019

Your sense Dey leak

As a word simply describes aa an (idiot) talking out of sense, (humour) (meaningless talks) (mentally deranged)

Broh, it's like your sense Dey leak, you are losing it.

Sisi, you are going off point, you Dey talk like who her sense Dey leak.

by Jay-Dre January 01, 2020

Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

by Maxctran April 28, 2016

my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

The Doctor Of Common Sense

An ex-YouTuber and online bully who always be sounding like a terrorist who always be sporting on shades as if he was born with them. Despite that he claims to be a conservative and he criticizes Democrats or people who are not conservative he hates John McCain, mitt Romney, and other conservatives who are not exactly like Donald Trump. Extremely hostile and aggressive towards Muslims, homosexuals and anybody who does not 100% agree with him on anything. If you disagree with him on anything he will criticize you to death and label you as a cancer to society.

Hello and welcome to common sense TV I’m your host, the doctor of common sense.

by Zero2infinity September 19, 2018

Spidey Senses

The sensation that a spider is crawling on you when it is not. This usually comes directly after finding a spider on you and can last for days after.

Sam: Betty, is there a spider on me?!
Betty: No, dude, it's just your spidey senses.
Sam: Yeah, I've been this way ever since I found a spider on me when I was in the bath the other day.

by LowLowww April 08, 2009

Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

by stro32 May 17, 2010