scunch

when you look like a bag of wadded up, shit covered piece of toilet paper but decide to go out in the presence of people

Noun: I look like a scunch.
Verb: I scunched in public today.
Adj.: Do you like my scunchy look?

by casadellatrap November 4, 2018

Scanket

Noun - A scarf that is too large to be called a scarf and just a little too small to be called a blanket. A cross between a scarf and a blanket.

Peter wore his scanket with pride - even though the sheer size of the scanket was enough to practically suffocate him.

by Stella_Blue December 3, 2018

Scunce

Its like a skunk but better. It has jiraf peepee!!

Connor is a scunce!!

by LILCHRISS January 22, 2019

Scrunking

A word that Dads use to describe snacking and/or overeating.
Origin: “snacking on crap and junk food” S-CRUNK-ING”

You can’t finish your dinner because you’ve been scrunking all evening

by Grizzly91 January 23, 2019

Scunt

Someone who is a hybrid of a scumbag and a cunt

He's such a scunt 🙄

by Yabibil February 5, 2019

scunderpathy

feeling extremely scundered

maria: im scundered but now i’ve watched the three twilights i’m practically immortal? i don’t think i can be scundered anymore
trinity: at this point you’ve surpassed the levels of scunderpathy

by tee limmie April 13, 2019

Scunge

The gooey mess stuck to an aircraft following a bird strike.

The mechanic reported to the captain that there was a mass of scunge inside the engine intake, which explained the smell of burning hair and fish. ( This is based on an actual event I experienced when landing in Seattle).

by Bronze Johnson April 16, 2019