Scott

Scott
pronounced: (SK-OT)
Incredibly good looking with a great six pack.
Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.

Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around?
Girl two: o duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around a scott, he's such a swell listener.

by dfkdfkajfka March 28, 2009

scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion. not many rules to it.

my religion is Scottisum

by bromers March 27, 2008

Scott Peterson

(v) to commit homicide on a woman that you have impregnated. Whereby the unborn child and mother are both killed.

Man, if my baby momma doesn't start being nice to me I'm gonna Scott Peterson that broad.

by Hollandmania July 21, 2005

Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

The Scott

when someone is ridiculously insanely out of this world oh my god there is no other word for how funny that was. He rocks the covers.

Dude. That was so scott. I almost peed my pants.



He's so scottish. Hes on my top 10 funniest list.

by Sarah Grace May 2, 2005

Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.

Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"

by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013

Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.

My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt

by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011