The dirty santa

The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.

yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang

by strawberry gobbler March 07, 2012

Santa Rosa

A sexual manuver where, during the heat of the moment, you slip yourself in the backdoor, uninvited and without knocking. Usually involves luring a girl to a cozy winery in California under false pretenses. Use of Grapeseed oil is reccommended.

Oh man, I took this one chick down to Napa Valley last weekend and totally gave her the Santa Rosa.

by mcpez August 08, 2009

Santa Claus

The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3

I love Santa Claus. <3

by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 07, 2012

Atlanta Santa

A big brawny pimp who's got many hoe-hoe-hoes and will come down yo girl's chimney.

Dude i swear, that guy was Atlanta Santa.

by iiAdroit April 13, 2016

santa's salt

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

by Big Manu January 22, 2008

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 05, 2021

Sideways Santa

A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.

My asshole still tastes like peppermint after that Sideways Santa I did last week.

by murica69 December 14, 2013