The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
by strawberry gobbler June 17, 2012
Get the The dirty santa mug.A sexual manuver where, during the heat of the moment, you slip yourself in the backdoor, uninvited and without knocking. Usually involves luring a girl to a cozy winery in California under false pretenses. Use of Grapeseed oil is reccommended.
by mcpez August 8, 2009
Get the Santa Rosa mug.The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3
I love Santa Claus. <3
by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012
Get the Santa Claus mug.Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.
I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.
by Dave Ren November 18, 2011
Get the Santa Block mug.When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
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Get the Santa Claus mug.An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.
Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
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