The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
by strawberry gobbler June 17, 2012
Get the The dirty santamug. A sexual manuver where, during the heat of the moment, you slip yourself in the backdoor, uninvited and without knocking. Usually involves luring a girl to a cozy winery in California under false pretenses. Use of Grapeseed oil is reccommended.
by mcpez August 8, 2009
Get the Santa Rosamug. The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3
I love Santa Claus. <3
by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012
Get the Santa Clausmug. To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.
by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019
Get the Santa pooedmug. by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018
Get the Santa Clausemug. An old fat man in a red suit with small little men and abnormal reindeer that stalks you every year so he knows if he can break into your house and to give you gifts on December 25.
by Lily Mann December 15, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug.