midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

by itpams July 17, 2016

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.

I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.

by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018

Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.

"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe

by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018