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Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
by Eagle80 September 3, 2025
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Salmon

Best.friend.ever. One of the best people I've ever met and even will see the minion movie with me😉 she's a gorgeous girl and is honestly amazing. Whenever I'm sad,she's there for me. Whenever I'm happy,she's there to be happy with me. Whenever I succeed in something,she's always there to celebrate with me. We've been friends since last June and has stuck me since then and always will. We will spend every chance we get together and will never chat shit no matter what happened. My bestf nickname is salmon so thats why I used the word salmon,her name is samanta 💪
Me: my mum said u can come over
Salmon: on my way.
by Katy Perry 4 life July 1, 2022
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Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"
by Salmonator September 3, 2013
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Salmon

Noun (1): In gay vernacular a salmon is, usually but not always, a twink (boyish looking, skinny gay man usually between 18-25) who actively seeks the attention of bears (hairy, full-figured gay men).

Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.

Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.
Girl, Allen is being such a salmon at bear week. She needs to calm down before he gets snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.
by WhatADrag July 29, 2021
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Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025
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Salmon Sandwich

A salmon sandwich is a fermented decadent dish created by Australian restaurant empire - One Corbeau.

It consists of multigrain bread, several flakes of pink salmon flesh with flakes of green cheese and a homemade mayonnaise formed of a sticky white substance.
Hi Peter, I found your salmon sandwich in the bin, mind if I give it a go?
by Dover661 November 22, 2018
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Salmons

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax
-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis
by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020
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