A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.
-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!
by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020
Get the Northern Michigan Bear Rugmug. The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.
Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.
by Blunty McSmokerton June 27, 2008
Get the smoke somebody under the rugmug. " Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."
by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010
Get the Dayton Rug Burn Expressmug. Person 1: Did you try out FaZe Rug’s new Gfuel flavor Sour Blue Chug Rug?
Person 2: Yeah I tried it, it was pretty good.
Person 2: Yeah I tried it, it was pretty good.
by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019
Get the Sour Blue Chug Rugmug. This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
Get the Marc Summers Rug Burnmug. by SniperSnake1335 November 18, 2020
Get the you fucked up rugsmug. When you have your girl giving you head and shes on her knees on a kitchen rug. You place your hands on her shoulders and push her around the kitchen while she continues to suck your Dick.
by Wilbur P. Bennett November 25, 2020
Get the Rhode Island rug rollmug.