Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.

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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011

Convertible Rooster

The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.

" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "

by DjTresway February 24, 2021

Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

Rooster up

A male standing his ground when needed. Display of dominance, not willing to back down.

He rooster up and demanded the thieves leave as they tried to hide in shadows.

by Xmnh May 24, 2022

rooster

An incredibly annoying wake up call

Argh my rooster woke up again

by Dylzah3931 May 18, 2016