rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Wigger Rigged

Much like “nigger rigged” this is when a lazy white person fixes something up half assed so that it works okay enough, but it works the somewhat the way it is supposed to
then breaks again as the repairs last only temporarily. Also known as redneck engineering

Lucas had wigger rigged his trucks air conditioning back together

by chomperz February 27, 2021

gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

lacey rig

Instead of Jerry rig'n something, Lacey Rig it Instead.

Why don't you just Lacey Rig it?

by Madisonsrealistknapper83 February 19, 2023

Rig Pig

Describes someone who frequently shoots up and has sex. Junkies (anyone who shoots up) call a syringe a rig, presumably because it transports the drugs.

He is hot. Too bad he's a Rig Pig.

by drahcire October 31, 2020

Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.

Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition

by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023

sick rig

Usually a clapped out piece of shit, yet the owner thinks it's the coolest thing in town. Can be lowered or lifted. Always has dents or occasionally a broken window. 8/10 barely run.

Damn sick rig dude, want a blowie?

by Hugh Johnson December 5, 2016