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Reese's CumNut Butter Cup

The act of taking a spoonful of peanut butter and nutella and shoving it in a girl's vagina, then eating it out.
guy 1: Hey man how was that date last night?
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.
by phil9617 October 19, 2013
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Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.
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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!
by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013
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Reese

A replacement word for the wordretard
by WhatAReese March 17, 2018
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Reese

A really annoying faggot that no one likes and has a huge ass forehead.
"You see that nigga Reese." "Yeah Daquan." "That niggas forhead big as fuck"
by Daquan Ramsey November 24, 2016
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Reese

A stupid b*tch with a attitude and cant handle the maturity of everyone and acts like shes pretty but she is just a stupid b*tch
REESE A TOTAL BITCH
by Kfdk March 9, 2015
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John Reese

A slang name for a "faggot fucker" or someone of redneck homophobia.
"Yo, that kid hates homos but I seen him checking out my ass in the locker room"

"Yeah he is a total john reese"
by gay69 February 6, 2010
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Reese

The world's most amazing girl. I would only know because I am her.
Person 1: Reese is the hottest most beautiful strong amazing best in the world amazingness person in the whole world.
Me : I know right.
by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019
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