redditing

the act of scrolling/using reddit

red: "Wdyw, i'm redditing right now"

by redditing November 2, 2025

Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.

I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these

redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout

by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025

The Reddit Will Hear About This

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party

Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”

by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025

Reddit

A pretty awful social media site that has a hive mind mentality. Literally the scum of the earth. Satans residence. Some good people/communities but pretty rare to find. Not for normal people or people who aren't degenerates.

"Reddit sucks."

by STFUyall July 12, 2021