Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Ratchet

1. A trashy person or act, usually referring to females.

2. A firearm
1. Don’t mess with that chick she ratchet.

2. Don’t mess with that dude he got a ratchet.
by Dirty760 June 30, 2024
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slick ratchets

N. A female who uses deception to slyly avoid you seeing any images of her while slipping her way into your text messages or DMS(twitter) to start a conversation with you.

This usually results in you finding out she is ratchet as all fuck by her either sending a picture, snapchat, or using facetime to contact you.

Situations with these people can be humorous to others so they are often screenshotted and posted on twitter for others to enjoy.
Dale: "yo this gurl bout to send me a pic wanna see if she sexy"

Blake: "hell yea nigga"

Dale: "damn she's ratchet as fuck look at this"

Blake: "slick ratchets these days slidin in the dms like its nothing!!!"
by drizzleogm300 October 13, 2014
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Mr. Ratchet

Noun: defining a man with no shame, Usually of the muscular nature, he'll be the first one to have your back in a bar fight or the first one "take one for the team" and have sex with the ugly girl of the group! This guy is not to be messed with since his actions suggest he has nothing to lose!
Don't fuck with Mr. Ratchet, that dudes mental!
by thelovedone April 16, 2014
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Ratchet Lottery

When a black man is killed by police and his ratchet family uses it as an opportunity get rich.
Malik: Hey, where is Jamal's family? I haven't seen them around since the funeral.

Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.
by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025
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Ratchet

Oh that girl ratchet...always wanna worry about drama
by Michaelardoin September 26, 2017
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ratchet crew

A name that some lame ass made. It is a crew with high intelligence, put up with no mess, and high expectations. A guy who has very low self esteem must have mad this made this up.
Bill: look at that ratchet crew over there.
Timmy: you lame for that man
by Ratchet crew January 10, 2018
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