Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.
by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007
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by afnjklsdnf January 12, 2010
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by Dwegener July 24, 2010
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by starrchild December 31, 2010
Get the Box Runner mug.Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,
walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
by food court druides November 23, 2010
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i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011
Get the pinch runner mug.Possibly the gayest and most confusing name on Xbox Live. Like how da fuck you gon name yourself a "racktime ranger?"
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