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Oakland Raiders

A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.

It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".

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Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.

Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?

Father: In every way possible. :)
by Fouts is God May 15, 2006
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Anal Rain Dance

A sex act entailing urinating into your partners gaped anus, then once the partners anus has closed back up they proceed to stand over you and twerk while they force the urine out of their anus.
"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."
by Metallijosh November 11, 2014
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monster rain

A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.
Why don't you invite Jimmy Robinson over to play monster rain?
by Lil Conner May 13, 2005
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Chocolate Rain

The song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode.
Bob: Hey man you heard the song Chocolate Rain yet?
Bill: No what is it?
Bob: Just watch it.
---The next day---
Bill: Whoa...
Bob: I know.
by Taco Cat June 16, 2011
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tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person
by Andrew November 11, 2003
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Raider Hater

1.One who despises Jokeland and thier slobbering-Depends wearing fans
2. One who knows that "raider nation" could easily be renamed "raider ghetto"
1. "I'm the biggest raider hater on the West Coast!"
2. Jokeland fan - "raider nation ese!! ohdalay!!" , Officer - "you have the right to remain silent...."
by Black&GoldForever! August 20, 2003
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white rain

To cum into a fan so the cum will spray everywhere
Guy: Look it's white rain timmy!!
Timmy: wher... *splat* ahhhh my eyes!!
Guy: Ahhh owned you fucking loser!
by VoodooDude February 9, 2004
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